Kardashian Studies Hits Lynn

By AISLING MCENTEGART

Managing Editor

Today, the exciting announcement was made that beginning in Fall 2015, Lynn will be offering a fully accredited bachelors degree in Kardashian Studies.

This new major is predicted to become the most popular of Lynn’s majors and will offer exciting classes in fascinating areas such as Launching A Career When You Have No Talent and Making Your Life Seem Interesting on Social Media. This major will also have a focus on indepth analysis of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.”

This major will be in collaboration with both The College of International Communication and College of Business and Management. Guest speakers may include members of the Kardashian family who will be able to share their expertise with students.

“I’m seriously considering changing my major now,” said Tieri Erasito, sophomore. “Kardashian Studies sounds like a wonderful choice.”

The introduction of this major is expected to boost Lynn’s enrollment by up to 9000 percent and may see other similar fields of study be introduced into the university in the future.

For students who hope to match the success of the Kardashian family, this major will help them do so, in a structured and academic manner, geared toward the goal of success for all candidates.

This major will also include exciting internship opportunities such as shoe cleaning assistant or coffee maker to the Kardashian family.

Students who decide to pursue their studies in this exciting field can expect to open themselves up to a wide variety of career options, including Kardashian Management and perhaps even further study and re- search at a graduate and doctoral level.

This field may be relatively new, but those considering this area can rest assured that it is a growing industry, as the Kardashian themselves continue to expand in terms of numbers.

Every year a scholarship of $4 will be given to a student who chooses this field who demonstrates their ability to make something out of nothing, just as the Kardashian family have done.

For now, those interested in this dynamic new program should visit www.Lynn.edu/ AprilFoolsDay.

Aisling McEntegart

Aisling McEntegart is a senior in the 3.0 program majoring in multimedia journalism. McEntegart currently holds the position of editor-in-chief and has a particular interest in entertainment and lifestyle writing. When she is not doing something journalism related, McEntegart enjoys reading, traveling and taking advantage of everything South Florida has to offer.

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